Two shots of wisdom and a glass of intelligence

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:10:12 +0100

thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:54:27 +0100

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

I can see them

I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray

they are really bad singers and

I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: forevercryingbecausemerlin: nuclea...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:29:55 +0100

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

nuclearpiss:

THIS IS THE ONLY REASON THEY NAMED HIM DICK

I LOVE THE WAY THESE AREN’T EVEN MANIPS THIS WAS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SEASON

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, HELP ME

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Fri, 17 May 2013 14:52:13 +0100

mr-egbutt: thekingofvikings: trainerjessikawantstobattle: Poke...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:52:24 +0100

mr-egbutt:

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

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Fri, 17 May 2013 07:58:56 +0100

Go for it.

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:57:05 +0100

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

Iron Man or Thor?

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:32:30 +0100

Oooooh I’d have to go with Iron Man because well the interchangeable person that is Tony Stark / Robert Downey Jr. Plus, that suit is awesome.

themasterslover: seriously-what-is-my-life: xanthewalter: wron...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:56:35 +0100

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

opposite-directions: i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:41:29 +0100

opposite-directions:

i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking

accepted-nerdom: i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel: usually I love...

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:39:18 +0100

accepted-nerdom:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

I love how Drake loses it

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Tue, 14 May 2013 07:38:03 +0100

gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:10:12 +0100

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

animvl: pretty-ramblings: Most thought out tactic in...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:09:44 +0100

animvl:

pretty-ramblings:

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

HAN YOLO

amazingsmosherisnotonfire: maybeiwantthetrouble: miss-doctorwho: palaeobelle: huntelaarr: 2005...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:57:03 +0100

amazingsmosherisnotonfire:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

miss-doctorwho:

palaeobelle:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

Tell me about it

Doctor who;

Totally right

yup

cantnotmove: i struggle to believe that penguins are even real

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:43:47 +0100

cantnotmove:

i struggle to believe that penguins are even real

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:28:24 +0100

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:28:14 +0100

barackfuckingobama: hawkflyer667: nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: O...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:05:55 +0100

barackfuckingobama:

hawkflyer667:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

One of the best posts ever.

I can’t handle this.

this post is always funny

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Fri, 10 May 2013 19:54:12 +0100