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jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

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arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

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i-am-broken:

i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

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jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

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cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt

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IM SO DEAD.

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

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